Too fast and too powerful. Fell down twice I can’t ride this

This craigslist ad is a precarious dice-stacking tower-building role-playing game about trying to ride a scooter that is too fast and too powerful. Try to ride it five times without falling down twice challenge (difficulty: impossible)

You will need:

• a whole bunch of six sided dice.
• maybe a pen and paper or other journal shaped object if you want to write down some thoughts and observations about your trips